Fester Power

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Weird names

My son has a somewhat unusual name for our particular are of the world. Not so much that I think it will cause him to have beatings, but enough that he stands out. I think about some of the names I have come across in my social work past. Myriacle, and her brother Chocolate, Octavius and Octavian(twind) and their brother Zeramian, Buford, Uretha, Vagina (yes, that one). I found a webite, www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com that had lists of bad baby names. Their moderator person makes comments on the bad names. Check it out and get a laugh. Check it out and weep for their childrens' future. I have!

Monday, September 10, 2007

Stop the Britney madness

Please make the Britney Spears machine go away. Yes she's out of shape. Booze and babies can do that to people. Yes she's crazy. Look, she married Kevin Federline. Let's just move on to more important topics......like, why won't my son take a nap? He's been crying for almost two hours. He doesn't want rocking or feeding or playing or music. Mommy had officially gone on a trip to her happy place. I did however make a wonderful Christmas purchase. Rare pieces of Little Tikes mail for the rare activity garden I found for Christmas. Thank the Lord for ebay. Just like the "Summer of George", I want to have the "Fall/Winter of Jenny". I am going to enjoy the holidays by having all my shopping done in advance. The Little Tikes mail is one step closer to that dream.