Too hot outside? Watch some Dog!

During these hellishly hot days of summer, it is very tempting to stay inside and veg in front of the TV. One of my guilty, or not so guilty, pleasures is Dog the Bounty Hunter on A&E. Dog, with wife Beth and his unending stream of children, bring jumpers to justice. A proclaimed born-again Christian, he chases down the fugitives, dropping f-bombs like birdseed...then at the dramatic climax, he tries to lead them to the Lord. At a strapping 5'7" tall, Dog takes credit for every capture, even though son Leland and bloodbrother Tim do all the physical work. In all reality, all they need to do is have Beth, with her more then ample bosom, turn around quickly. The jumper would receive a blow of such force, I'd be afraid their neck would be broken. If you ever find yourself in the position to waste time in front of the tube, watch some Dog. It'll change your life, or at least your position about a good support bra.