Don't sass me Google!

The world is full of sass and sarcasm. Smart a-- people and their mouths. My children and their smart mouths when they get a little crazy. These are all things I can take in small doses...for we all have our snippy days. But, what I cannot stand is how Google is such a sarcastic little bastard! At times, I get a bit overzealous in my typing speed. This happens, usually, for one of two reasons: I am really excited to find something online I want to buy OR I have a screaming child to deal with. When I occasionally make a mistake, Google is more than happy to question my intentions in an Eddie Haskel-esque way. If I put in clotes instead of clothes, Google snarkily asks, "Did you mean clothes?" Well hell, of course I did. You don't have to make me feel like an idiot, Google! I get lip from everybody else....et tu Google?